Must-See Movies 2015 Edition

Do you like movies? Obviously that is a rhetorical question, because everyone likes movies and I cannot hear your response because of how computers work. If you don’t like movies, go rent Pokemon: The First Movie, and watch it until Pikachu’s tears bring Ash back to life. Maybe that will melt your heart of stone.

If you do like movies, here are some you’ll definitely have to see in 2015.

 

Avengers: It’s A Computer Program This Time

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This is the only noncopyrighted image of the Avengers, probably because it is blurry and out of focus.
(Source: IMDB)

Imagine this: you just ate lunch, read a quick listicle, and James Spader wants you dead.

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This is the only noncopyrighted image of James Spader, probably because this is Toby Maguire.

The tension in the plot derives from Robert Downey, Jr.

Will he monopolize every witty comeback and one-liner in the movie? Or will he finally let Hawkeye take the spotlight for even one moment?

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This was the first image result for “Hawkeye Avengers”
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Taken 3: The Most Taken

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(Source: IMDB)

If I had an easy payment of $19.99+ Shipping and Handling for every time someone took something from Liam Neeson, Billy Mays might still be alive today.

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“I will find you. And I will clean you.”
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Star Wars: #DisneySide

Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer Movie 2015
(source: wired.com)

This is a great film for anyone who watched Star Wars and thought to themselves, “This needs more Disney!”

And if you are nervous about Disney executives ruining one of your favorite space-age epics, don’t worry: John Carter did fine.

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“If we spend more money, we will make more money!!” -Every Disney executive ever.
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Foxcatcher

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Channing Tatum is a young, down-on-his-luck exotic dancer with a heart of gold who-

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Oh. No, this is a movie about Channing Tatum and several other well toned, muscular men who engage in competition utilizing lots of coordination and core strength. Maybe there’s some type of love interest at some point? Regardless, the main antagonist is still Channing Tatum’s shirt.

Steve Carell
Steve Carell is in it also.
(source: farefilm.it)

Jurassic World

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“Duh DAAAA, duh DAAAAh, DA DA DAAAAA, DA DA DUH DAAAAAAH!”
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Jurassic Park is totally fine now, you guys! Honest! Bring the kids!

Preferably kids who run slower than you.
Preferably kids who run slower than you.
(source: filmmagazinedigital.com)

 

Pitch Perfect 2: No, Seriously

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Anna Kendrick is back with a vengeance, and possibly still coming to terms with the fact that Jennifer Lawrence replaced her as the go-to-wacky indie hipster manic-pixie dream girl.

Make another Pitch Perfect, they said. It will certainly beat Mockingjay, they said.
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